Have I ever told you guys about how I've fancast Brian Blessed as Mustrum Ridcully in my head so hard that I sometimes forget he's never actually played him?

I want Cheery Littlebottom to have a son and name him Avery

I've been thinking about it and I think a Discworld year might be longer than ours. Consider: there are eight days in a Discworld week, Sunday-Saturday and an Octoday as well, because Discworld is all about eight. That's fifty-two extra days in the year, assuming there's still fifty-two weeks in the year. Discworld also has extra months as well- ( Read more... )

I'm on Small Gods on my Discworld reread, and I remembered how much I loathe Vorbis- it's not just the stock-standard 'wow this character is a bad person, I hope they lose out in the end' kind of thing, there's a genuine sense of "no, consequences be damned, kill him now" the whole time he's on screen ( Read more... )

I have separate headcanons about Vetinari nursing one-sided attractions to both Sam and Sybil, so it amuses me to think of both of them picking up on his attraction to the other but not to themselves. He as good as admitted to Sam in Snuff that he was attracted to Sybil (if you choose to read it that way), and I'm sure that at some point he's said ( Read more... )

"Lady Sybil is worth a dozen diplomats. You are a lucky man, commander ( Read more... )

"{...} Indeed, I enjoyed my life as Stoker Blake and all the new little skills it has taught me. Excellent implement, the shovel. And as for the other stokers, I think I made friends there, yes, there was a acertain camaraderie among us. All said, a little holiday from the weighty business of hte city, and I dare say I might be predisposed to ( Read more... )

Headcanon that when Igor tended Drumknott's stab wound in The Truth, obviously he had to take his shirt off and so found out about Drumknott being a trans man ( Read more... )

Further evidence for my theory about Moist being next Patrician: in Raising Steam Vetinari mentions Leonard of Quirm to Moist in a way that makes it clear that he has him nearby, and Moist later has an internal monologue that speaks about him as though he knows him personally. There is absolutely no way Vetinari would have let Moist in on the ( Read more... )

Things that make me happy to imagine:

• Lady Sybil and Effie King being buds
• Angua, Adora Belle, Sacharissa, and Cheery being buds
• Cheery and Ruby being buds
• Sybil and Ruby being buds
• Sybil and Effie dragging the young four off for a girl’s week on the shore